Twenty-five years and the opening is still six villagers on sheep. What the Definitive Edition adds is quality of life — auto-scouting, a queue you can read, a build-order trainer — plus every expansion civilisation folded into one launcher, so the meta is enormous.

Forty gigabytes for a game that still runs on a decade-old laptop, with campaign voicework redone and a ranked ladder. It is the strategy game here you can teach in twenty minutes and lose to for a decade.